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« Thread Started on Nov 6, 2009, 6:09am »

The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me."

So the Pope slapped her.
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« Reply #1 on Nov 6, 2009, 7:13am »

Bravo!
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« Reply #2 on Nov 7, 2009, 4:04am »

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« Reply #3 on Nov 9, 2009, 7:41am »

SACRILEGIOUS! ;D
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« Reply #4 on Nov 9, 2009, 8:43am »

Well, I happen to admire speaker Pelosi, and I don't feel it is appropriate to make fun of someone in such an important position. I am thoroughly offended by this joke.
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« Reply #5 on Nov 9, 2009, 6:22pm »

Really?
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« Reply #6 on Nov 10, 2009, 10:40am »

no not really
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« Reply #7 on Nov 10, 2009, 5:35pm »

I was as surprised by that comment as crellin was..... :)
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« Reply #8 on Dec 5, 2009, 7:46am »

LOL, Polite you play a good straight man. Bud Abbott would be impressed.
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« Reply #9 on Dec 6, 2009, 12:35pm »

Hahaha..........that's funny ;D

Polite Semi scared me :o for a minute there though! I had heard rumor there was somebody out there that thought she was just great.
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